Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Every Once in a While, I Rediscover www.OverheardInNewYork.com

Tween boy #1: Did you see her monkey?

Tween boy #2: She has a monkey?

Tween boy #1: The monkey in her pants, tard.

Tween boy #2: She has a monkey in her pants?

Tween boy #1: You need to watch more porn.

Tween boy #2: Porn with monkeys? My brother is right, I'm not ready for any of this.

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