Kyle's phone: Hey, baby! I'll call you in a bit. I'm in a crowded car with a bunch of boys. I love you!
Priya's phone: You know what they say about riding in cars with boys...
Kyle's phone: It's gay?
Priya's phone: That's how good girls get in trouble!
Kyle's phone: Are you calling me a good girl? The NERVE!
Priya's phone: No, you already did the riding. Now you're a bad girl. Yeah...definitely bad.
Kyle's phone: Hahahah...I'm a bad girl...that's terrible.
I seem to recall talking with Marion over lunch about a month ago when she warned me about these kinds of conversations, because - in her words - one day I will succeed at what I'm doing here, and then I'll be in a very strange relationship with a very confused man. Or woman.