So here's a video of Britney performing Womanizer on the French television show Star Academy. It's supposed to be a, like, harbinger of her comeback, but I think the performance is a little bland.
Given: this show would be considered a triumph beyond words for most of us, and this is a huge improvement over that ghastly VMA performance. But Britney was always a dancer, and she barely does anything in this and seems more tired than anything else. I wonder if it would be such a bad thing for her to take even more time off? She's not in any danger of losing the spotlight, so maybe she could just eat grilled chicken and work out and get therapy and everything and then come back and really show us what a comeback is. Instead of - yes, I'm saying it - this half-assed bullshit.
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