Your International Spy Name is Sass Goodnight
Your Code Name: Volcano
You Reside in: Hong Kong
Why You're a Good Spy: You're a good lover
I posted this because it's the ONLY TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER that I have gotten a cool response to one of these things. Usually my code name is Muffins or something stupid. You know how your porn star name is the name of the street you grew up on + the name of your first pet (or some combination thereof)? My porn star name is Academy Non Applicable. Sexy. "Volcano", though, that's pretty SWEET, and I actually kind of want to start forcing my friends to start calling me Sass Goodnight. THAT NAME IS AWESOME. Also, being a good lover is the best reason to be a good spy - that's why James Bond is a good spy (oh, you think people would tell him the things they do if he wasn't so disarmingly sexy? You poor naive fool)! All of this, I think, would help me to get over my nicknames from middle school and high school. I'm not going to publish them here, but suffice it to say that I find them sufficiently damaging that I have banned their public utterance.
Anyway, that's it for now. I'm sure I'll be back later to regale you with wild tales from the far east...or Accounting homework.
Always and Forever,