Kim & Jesse & My Comments

Rules:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 10 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun! (Because I can never shut up, I'm going to interpret that to mean "make snarky comments after iTunes makes its selections!" Also: I fucking hate it when people say shit like, step 6: have fun! If you need to tell me to have fun, I will almost assuredly NOT have fun. AMIRITE?).

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Barbie Girl (Aqua)
This makes no sense. If someone responded with "Barbie Girl" to me asking this question, I would punch them in their crazy mouth.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Voice (Morrissey)
Except...without the "Don't"?
PS THIS SONG ROCKS!

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Calypso (Spiderbait)
Yeah, I like total badassery and an instrumental appearance in 10 Things I Hate About You, if possible.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Mutha'uckas (Flight of the Conchords)
HA! I'll feel like that tomorrow, when it's Friday.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Out Ta Get Me (Guns N' Roses)
Out Ta Get YOU!

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Semi-Charmed Life (Third Eye Blind)
This survey sucks. I'm not even going to pretend anymore. I mean, I love the song and everything, but fuck!

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Enter Sandman (Metallica)
HAHAHAHAHA. I'm pretty sure this is the first accurate response of the night.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hang On To Yourself (David Bowie)
I kind of understand this.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Love You Madly (Cake)
Yes, it's true, I think about the opening scene to Forgetting Sarah Marshall more than I'd like to admit.

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
I Guess You're Right (The Posies)
A blind man could tell you that!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)
Pretty much, actually!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Santa Monica (Everclear)
Aaaand this survey just pissed me off again.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Crazy in Love (Beyonce)
I'm there already, baby. EWWW!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Kiss Me (Sixpence None the Richer)
Wow, that's kind of sickeningly...annoying.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
In Your Eyes (Peter Gabriel)
We totally will and I'm kind of weirded out that iTunes knew that.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I'm Not Crying (Flight of the Conchords)
WOW. I SERIOUSLY HOPE SO. I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC. SERIOUSLY I'M NOT. PLAY THIS WHEN I DIE, OKAY GUYS?

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Munich Air Disaster, 1958 (Morrissey)
Boy, there's already a lot of Moz in this entry, huh? Guess I know what one of today's tags is going to be!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
White Wedding, Pt. 1 (Billy Idol)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YEP.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
For We Are the King of the Boudoir (Magnetic Fields)
I'm...a self-promotingly awesome lover? It IS true that you'll see god when I kiss you, though. Smug.

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Ballroom Blitz (Sweet)
I kinda do want that. I'm bored, and I think a blitz of any kind would be a welcome change from the monotony of the midweek blues.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get (Morrissey)
So true.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Kim & Jesse (M83)