Me: 30 hours? THIRTY HOURS? I don't think I've done anything for thirty hours total! Much less in a row!
Owen: What about sex?
Me: No. I haven't had 30 hours of sex total. Hahahaha.
Owen: You guys have been together for how many years now?
Me: I know what I said.
Owen: I would probably have to be in a relationship with someone to work that out. I bet a person could do it with a stranger too, though. I bet that's possible.
Me: What? No. It's not possible, period. You would die of dehydration before you even got close.
Owen: Well, you would take breaks, obviously. But you know, I had a friend that once just met this stranger and they hit it off and just went away for the weekend and had a ton of sex and then never saw each other again.
Me: Sure. I've heard of that.
Owen: It could happen!
Me: ...but I've also heard of people going to the fucking moon.