I'm fairly alarmed here.: I need to publish these results to validate the time it took to take the test.

I know that most of the time I'm on the internet, I'm just dicking around. Strictly speaking, I need to spend about two hours online a week. But I don't - I spend way more on that...longer than I'd like to admit. Even so, taking this quiz is one of only a very few instances that I ever consciously thought the words, "this is not a good use of my time" while screwing around (maybe the fact that I'm taking five finals next week is a factor). And then I came here and wrote this...disclaimer thingy. So that's even more time irretrievably down the drain. Fuck. Here are my results; I'm going to go...do something that will hopefully be productive for a change.

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test...

the Wit

(81% dark, 35% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais