Isaiah: i ran out of shampoo today
did you discover it before or after you were already in the shower?
Isaiah: i was already in the shower
alone and vulnerable
me: hahaha oh noes!
me: that sucks
Isaiah: i still feel damaged
did you go and get some today?!
me: well what the hell then
me: i don't have any sympathy for you
Isaiah: i will later
me: whatever! it's 7 your time.
you're going to smoke out later and call me at 6AM rambling about macbeth
Isaiah: you gotta problem with that?!
then change your number bitch!!!
cause you're mine after 5 a.m.