I TOTALLY DOWNLOADED THIS NEW APP
I WANNA TELL YOU ALLLLLLLLL ABOUT IT
AND ALL ABOUT THE NEW SOFTWARE AND BASICALLY JUST HOW FUCKING AWESOME MY IPHONE IS
are the voices in your head telling you to kill me yet?
oh, the voices in my head are screaming that i should make you watch as i throw your phone off a balcony into a pool of sharks
THEN you die
just kill me first
clockwork orange me for that shit
i'm going to make you watch it, and then i'm going to brainwash you into thinking it was a good thing.
that will be my ultimate victory
haha now THAT will never happen
you can never undo the brainwashing that steve jobs has inflicted already
that's how i'm going to clockwork orange you
oh my god
can we PLEASE popularize using that as a verb?!
we are going to drive it into everyones head
you mean we're going to clockwork orange them?