(802): does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
(1-802): actually, i try not to think about it
People say that they read PostSecret and see their own secrets in other people's handwriting. I read Texts From Last Night and see my own personality dysfunction in other people's area codes. I'm just waiting for the day a conversation shows up wherein a girl asks her boyfriend if he wishes he actually had a vagina. Then my BORGasm will be complete.