Priya
kitchen doesn't need an apostrophe
but "yo" does
Brother
accident
Priya
you're an accident
whoops i wasn't supposed to tell you that
mom and dad didn't plan on having another baby
i was supposed to be an only child
Oh, of course, every conversation with Li'l Bro goes this way because I do feel, in a small corner of my soul, that I was meant to have all the attention, devotion, care of my parents and my brother - by mere fact of his existence - is daily robbing me of my birthright?
And because To Be Born First is another way of saying To Bully. Love it. I SAID LOVE IT STOP CRYING okay okay Jesus Christ I'm sorry. All better? *smack* Sorry sorry sorry! Not really.
But then the conversation continues...
Priya
hahaha
it took me a while to figure out what that last one was
i get it now
Brother
Jesus I'm loathe to think of your initial interpretation
Priya
i thought it was another typo
Brother
You're a typo.
whoops i wasn't supposed to tell you that
mom and dad didn't plan you
Priya
hahahahahaha
Brother
Now you're eating your own words. How do they taste? How do they taste, Priya?
Priya
LIKE SHAAAAAAME
And I begin to wonder if maybe it's a good thing there's someone else there to absorb some of the heat of being constantly judged by your parents. I decide that yes, it's probably a good thing there's someone to distract them. But only when it's convenient for me.
Priya
It tastes like the shame mom and dad must have felt when they found out you were going to be a boy
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