Friday, March 26, 2010

Fucking Quizzes

The analysis: You are probably a romantic and passionate person. You are sensitive and lonely when you aren't in love. You can be somewhat self-centered, but you are honest and sincere to others. You like to make a good impression of yourself and worry about what others think of you.

What others see from your style:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Although to the untrained eye you may seem like a plain dresser who avoids trends
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You actually wear carefully designed accessories
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Clothes that emphasize your uniqueness
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You value your freedom
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Have an artistic mind
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are neither aggressive nor timid
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :But you believe in yourself
What your nightclothes reveal:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are friendly
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Always in good mood
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are candid
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Helpful
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Can be sexy at times too
What others see from your ties:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You enjoy being alone
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You like to life the simple but good life
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You cherish your freedom
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are thoughtful
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Confident
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Uninterested in glamour
What others see from your belts:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are a frank
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Assertive
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Sometimes flamboyant person
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You are friendly
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Want to be accepted by everybody
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You like to have fun
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :To be free
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :To live a comfortable lifestyle
What others see from your shoes:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You like to be the center of attention
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You like to look good at all times
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Probably never leave the house without makeup on
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Although you may be intelligent
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You're also insecure about your looks
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :You care about others
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :Being happy is your most important goal
What others see from your earrings:
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You are probably a free spirit at heart with artistic talent
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : You are absolutely unique
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Are always coming up with lots of great ideas
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ : Being happy is your most important goal

What I really love about these results is the constant characterization of me as a "free spirit" who is "always in a good mood" which really couldn't be farther from the truth. I am an enslaved spirit, damn you! Acknowledge my cantankerous bitchery! Otherwise everything else is purely complimentary, so I shall let it stand.

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