I DONT ALWAYS HERP BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER TO DERP

I write like
David Foster Wallace

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

But my sentiments can be more accurately summed up in the words of one who will always be known to me as @albedocash: "won't you cast off in a romantic sailboat with me on a gently swelling moonlit ocean of man chowder"

Gross.