Devon: republicans are trying to make it so nothing gets done and then they can blame the inaction on the democrats
thats it, im moving to motherfucking mexico
Me: mexico, eeewwww
Devon: better than this stagnating shitfuck
Me: let's go to monaco
that way we can just like lay around on the beach and not pay taxes and drink all day
Devon: yessss
Me: our only expenses will be firefly vodka and prosciutto
Devon: hahahahahaha yesssss
Me: and clothes and shoes
and smokes
and internet
BUT THAT'S IT
Devon: and suntan lotion
and bentleys
and french bulldogs
and one pet chinchilla
Me: hahahahahaha
one french bulldog and one chinchilla
absolutely
I know, it sounds frivolous. He's right, though: I would need Bentleys. And a chinchilla. I mean, what's the point of living otherwise, right?
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