Tuesday, October 19, 2010

10 Things Women Think When They See You Naked For The First Time (In No Particular Order) (This is by no means a complete list)

1. Well then.

2. Hey!

3. No way.

4. That's nice.

5. That's different.

6. How does this rank?...

7. ...Fuck it.

8. I hope this guy doesn't a drug habit. What was that sound? Does he have a secret roommate? I hope his secret roommate doesn't do drugs. Can they hear me? CAN THEY SEE ME shut up, self.

9. Huh?

10. Huh!

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