One Thing I Love

is that my conversations with Devon more often than not can be just boiled down into the difference between men and women. See for yourself:

Devon: hahaha wow, i just got a groupon for half off a 24K gold collagen mask, shampoo and style, and 30-minute massage
does gold make it better?

me: hahahahahahaha NO
i mean
yes
but not really

And just earlier today we were talking about what makes lip gloss and lipstick different. Is this (SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MAKEUP! SHOES! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SILK AND SATIN!!!) how he feels when I attempt to understand about engine components?