me: apparently X just got engaged
Kyle: who's the lucky fella?
Kyle: haven't they both been down this road before?
me: what road?
Kyle: this relationship?
evidently they worked it out
Kyle: uh...what do i say to that?
...the system works?
Kyle: ...mission accomplished?
the surge is working?
Kyle: ...our long national nightmare is finally over?
me: i never had sexual relations with that woman monica lewinsky?
i am not a crook?
Kyle: dewey defeats truman?
that play was only alri--?