Apparently this is NSFW

Ladies and gentlemen of the FairlyAlarmed readership,

I definitely want you to watch this video. Just...watch it at home. With your headphones on. Under the covers of your bed. And never speak of it again.



And now I would like to address you in terms of your gender (I apologize, but it needs to be done).
Ladies: please go home and talk to your loved ones about how this kind of thing is not necessary. Tell your boyfriend, husband, or fuck buddy that this is not the solution to their problems.

Gentlemen: No. Don't do this. For the sake of everything that is hot...don't do it. Nobody wants to find out you've been strapping hydraulics to your penis every night in the hopes that it will help with something that is fucking stupid. Neither do we want to find out that you believe a real, live man who is narrating in the style of Microsoft Mike when he tells you that urologists have been using this technique for years. I'm telling you this right now that they have not. They have been using this technique for NEVER.

Other than that, though...hilarious. A+++++++. Would buy from this seller again.